Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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