Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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