We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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