we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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