Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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