We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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