i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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