Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
