Will you blow on my dice?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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