i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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