**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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