Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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