I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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