I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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