we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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