if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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