Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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