"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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