Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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