It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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