When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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