Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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