come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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