Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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