Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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