I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
