How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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