what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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