your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
They left me at home... I'm a liability
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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