Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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