Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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