I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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