You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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