ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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