You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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