I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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