I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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