Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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