So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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