do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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