I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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