He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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