love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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