Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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