Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you win again, gameday.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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