You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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