new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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