He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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