Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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