I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
smell my finger.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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