I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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