if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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