I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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